Touche, Australia

We lose, America. We are no longer the fattest nation in the world anymore.

We must now hand over our title, along with our sash (and sash expander) to Australia.

Congrats, Aussies. I always thought you were all bronze hardbodies, that roller blade or surf to work. Where you make a living surfing and rollerblading.

Chin up, America. Just because someone is fatter than you doesn’t mean you are any less fat.

Who wants a The Burger? My treat.