We lose, America. We are no longer the fattest nation in the world anymore.
We must now hand over our title, along with our sash (and sash expander) to Australia.
Congrats, Aussies. I always thought you were all bronze hardbodies, that roller blade or surf to work. Where you make a living surfing and rollerblading.
Chin up, America. Just because someone is fatter than you doesn’t mean you are any less fat.
Who wants a The Burger? My treat.